Twelve Reasons to Smile

1.
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

2.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

3.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?

4.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"

5.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

6.
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

7.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

8.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

9.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

10.
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

11.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

12.
Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"

Cute Animals - Cats

All are really cute that it is difficult to select one as the best among them.

But if forced to tell one which will be best for you?

Ask for more.

Bill Gates - 11 Rules

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Ten Points by Narayan Murthy

Ten Important Points which may help you at any stage of your life :

1. Play to win

2. Do not allow routines to become chains

3. Look at the opportunities that change represents

4. Realize that fear of unknown is natural

5. Keep renewing yourself

6. Decide upon what you will never change

7. Surround yourself with people who are open to change

8. Respect yourself

9. Be alert for the first signs of change

10. Anticipate change even when things are going right

Dreams - No Problem

Take a little time from your busy schedule
to enjoy the changing season.

Take time to reflect on where you are going in life,
and what you what to accomplish.

A very wise man once said "You don't need to be doing
something every moment".

Great ideas come out of what others may call "Daydreaming" .

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the peaceful Fall scene
and perhaps a great idea will be born!